1 00:00:01,407 --> 00:00:03,609 Previously on MacGyver... 2 00:00:03,642 --> 00:00:05,511 No one's ever survived me before. 3 00:00:05,544 --> 00:00:06,612 I still don't know your name. 4 00:00:06,645 --> 00:00:09,182 I've always been partial to Murdoc. 5 00:00:09,215 --> 00:00:12,118 I know everything there is to know about you, Daniel. 6 00:00:12,151 --> 00:00:15,088 But what you don't know is that I wanted to be caught. 7 00:00:15,121 --> 00:00:16,389 WOMAN: If anyone is getting this, 8 00:00:16,422 --> 00:00:17,290 we need help. 9 00:00:17,323 --> 00:00:19,258 Looks like Ebola. Is it something new? 10 00:00:19,292 --> 00:00:21,127 THORNTON: Try something old. 30,000 years old. 11 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,430 We believe this virus is the biological weapon. 12 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:26,599 MacGYVER: Stopping the bomb is out of the question. JACK: Then get the virus 13 00:00:26,632 --> 00:00:27,800 and get out of there! 14 00:00:34,507 --> 00:00:38,144 (man singing call to prayer) 15 00:00:47,353 --> 00:00:49,755 (muffled grunting) JACK: * Now, when he was a young man * 16 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,757 * He never thought he'd see 17 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:55,261 * People stand in line to see the boy king * 18 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:56,662 * King Tut 19 00:00:56,695 --> 00:00:59,332 (hums) * How'd you get so funky? 20 00:00:59,365 --> 00:01:01,734 * Funky Tut (hums) 21 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:04,403 * Did you do the monkey? 22 00:01:04,437 --> 00:01:06,239 * Born in Arizona 23 00:01:06,272 --> 00:01:07,573 * Moved to Babylonia 24 00:01:07,606 --> 00:01:09,175 * King Tut 25 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,110 (grunts) You done? 26 00:01:11,144 --> 00:01:13,379 Yeah. That's... I-I don't know the rest of the words. 27 00:01:13,412 --> 00:01:16,249 I do know he had a condo made of stone-a. 28 00:01:16,282 --> 00:01:18,384 Focus, Jack. We need to find this thing, all right? 29 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:19,685 So, I don't get it. What's the deal 30 00:01:19,718 --> 00:01:20,686 with all the cats? 31 00:01:20,719 --> 00:01:23,122 Cats were known as Mau, 32 00:01:23,156 --> 00:01:26,292 and they were sacred in ancient Egyptian civilizations. 33 00:01:26,325 --> 00:01:28,661 Some were known as gods and goddesses, actually. 34 00:01:28,694 --> 00:01:30,729 One good dog would've taken care of all that. 35 00:01:30,763 --> 00:01:32,265 Anubis there, he was part dog. 36 00:01:32,298 --> 00:01:34,233 Really? That's one ugly mutt. 37 00:01:37,403 --> 00:01:38,537 (creaking) 38 00:01:38,571 --> 00:01:41,307 Oh. (chuckles) 39 00:01:42,908 --> 00:01:45,311 Mac, my mummy thinks you're hot. 40 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:46,279 Stop it. 41 00:01:46,312 --> 00:01:47,413 It's 3,000 years old. 42 00:01:47,446 --> 00:01:50,749 Oh, so what? Mummy, can my friend come over for dinner? 43 00:01:50,783 --> 00:01:52,718 Put it back. 44 00:01:52,751 --> 00:01:54,453 Okay, fine. I'm glad you can find the humor in this. 45 00:01:54,487 --> 00:01:56,155 Like being on a mission with an eight-year-old. 46 00:01:56,189 --> 00:01:57,690 Well, of course I'm gonna find the humor in it, bro. 47 00:01:57,723 --> 00:02:00,393 What, would you rather me be curled up in the corner 48 00:02:00,426 --> 00:02:02,195 in the fetal position, soiling my adult diapers? 49 00:02:02,228 --> 00:02:03,862 Now, wait a second. Mac, Mac. 50 00:02:03,896 --> 00:02:05,531 Don't-don't touch this one, okay? 51 00:02:05,564 --> 00:02:07,700 It looks like the Ark of the Covenant. (sighs) 52 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:11,604 No, s-seriously, I don't want my face to melt off. 53 00:02:11,637 --> 00:02:14,340 Look away. Okay, it's your funeral. 54 00:02:16,209 --> 00:02:18,344 No, it's all our funerals. 55 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,181 Oh, Yahtzee. 56 00:02:22,215 --> 00:02:24,317 Dirty bomb. Just like Thornton said. 57 00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:26,685 (phone ringing) 58 00:02:26,719 --> 00:02:28,621 It's fine. 59 00:02:28,654 --> 00:02:30,289 It's Bozer. 60 00:02:30,323 --> 00:02:31,490 That's, like, the fifth time he's called. I know. 61 00:02:31,524 --> 00:02:33,492 Well, answer it. It might be important. 62 00:02:33,526 --> 00:02:34,960 And this isn't? 63 00:02:34,993 --> 00:02:37,730 You might be right. It's a... it's a video call. 64 00:02:37,763 --> 00:02:39,798 I got to go find a background that doesn't look 65 00:02:39,832 --> 00:02:42,501 like I'm inside of a... well, wherever we are. 66 00:02:42,535 --> 00:02:45,238 This better be important. 67 00:02:46,472 --> 00:02:48,741 Hey, man. BOZER: Hey. 68 00:02:48,774 --> 00:02:50,343 About time you picked up. You have any idea 69 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:52,278 how late I am for work? Any chance that, 70 00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:53,712 uh, this can wait and I can call you back? 71 00:02:53,746 --> 00:02:55,514 You forgetting something? MacGYVER: Boze, I'm, uh... 72 00:02:55,548 --> 00:02:57,583 I'm busy right now. Man, so am I, man. 73 00:02:57,616 --> 00:02:59,785 And it was your turn to buy the Honey Nut Cheerios. 74 00:02:59,818 --> 00:03:01,354 Oh, yeah. 75 00:03:01,387 --> 00:03:03,356 I, um... I forgot to do that. 76 00:03:03,389 --> 00:03:05,891 I'm-I'm sorry. I'll do that as soon as I get back 77 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:06,692 from Cleveland. 78 00:03:06,725 --> 00:03:08,527 Just give me your Amazon password 79 00:03:08,561 --> 00:03:10,763 and I'll order more. I also need to order some meats 80 00:03:10,796 --> 00:03:12,298 and cheeses... (vehicles approaching) 81 00:03:12,331 --> 00:03:14,333 Cut it off, man. Farhad's men found us. 82 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:15,000 (men shouting in distance) 83 00:03:15,033 --> 00:03:16,569 What? How? 84 00:03:16,602 --> 00:03:17,936 I don't know. They must've tracked your cell phone. 85 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:20,639 I thought Nikki was blocking our signal. 86 00:03:20,673 --> 00:03:21,840 Well, you thought wrong. And I'm hiding. 87 00:03:21,874 --> 00:03:22,908 I suggest you do the same. 88 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:23,742 Hey, Bozer, I'm gonna call you back. 89 00:03:23,776 --> 00:03:26,712 (men shouting in foreign language) 90 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:33,218 (shouting in foreign language) 91 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:42,361 (shouting in foreign language) 92 00:03:44,597 --> 00:03:45,664 (speaks foreign language) 93 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:51,870 (speaks foreign language) 94 00:03:53,806 --> 00:03:55,508 MacGYVER: I wouldn't do that if I were you! 95 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:57,410 (steady beeping) 96 00:03:59,378 --> 00:04:01,680 You got two options, Farhad. 97 00:04:01,714 --> 00:04:04,317 One, leave. 98 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:07,720 Or, two... we all die. 99 00:04:08,754 --> 00:04:11,557 (chuckling) 100 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:14,560 Thank you, MacGyver. 101 00:04:14,593 --> 00:04:16,429 You just did our job for us. 102 00:04:18,597 --> 00:04:21,066 Our plan was always to detonate the bomb here in Cairo. 103 00:04:21,099 --> 00:04:23,369 All you've done is accelerate our clock. 104 00:04:23,402 --> 00:04:26,372 Unfortunately, you won't be alive to see the thousands 105 00:04:26,405 --> 00:04:28,341 of people you've killed with that bluff. 106 00:04:28,374 --> 00:04:29,207 (gun clicks) 107 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:31,544 With all the people in the streets, 108 00:04:31,577 --> 00:04:34,480 it'll have an even bigger impact than we could have imagined. 109 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:39,318 So perhaps this little uprising is good for something after all. 110 00:04:39,352 --> 00:04:41,587 (beeping continues) 111 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:42,388 (groans) 112 00:04:45,123 --> 00:04:47,793 * 113 00:05:07,913 --> 00:05:09,515 JACK: Yo, Mac! 114 00:05:11,149 --> 00:05:12,518 Where you at? 115 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:16,522 There you are. 116 00:05:16,555 --> 00:05:18,123 (chuckles) Look what I got us 117 00:05:18,156 --> 00:05:22,528 to celebrate not getting shot, nuked, snake-bit, 118 00:05:22,561 --> 00:05:25,531 or flambéed in that vortex of death, Cairo. 119 00:05:26,399 --> 00:05:27,633 Your eighth favorite meal. 120 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:28,701 I'm not really hungry. 121 00:05:28,734 --> 00:05:30,369 Don't worry about it. You will be 122 00:05:30,403 --> 00:05:32,405 when you see the giant Egyptian pyramid of food 123 00:05:32,438 --> 00:05:33,906 I'm about to throw at ya. 124 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:37,743 I got kebabs, koftas, pita, that-that garlic sauce 125 00:05:37,776 --> 00:05:40,078 that gives you the bubble guts-- you like that. 126 00:05:40,112 --> 00:05:41,947 And, look, baba ghanoush. 127 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:46,051 Lots and lots of baba ghanoush. 128 00:05:47,052 --> 00:05:48,120 That's... 129 00:05:48,153 --> 00:05:49,655 Wh-Why are you not happy about this? 130 00:05:49,688 --> 00:05:52,525 Remember this? 131 00:05:52,558 --> 00:05:54,660 Is that the letter you sent to your old man? 132 00:05:54,693 --> 00:05:56,128 Yeah. Never made it to him. 133 00:05:56,161 --> 00:05:59,465 No way. Let me see that. 134 00:05:59,498 --> 00:06:01,467 Looks like it's been 135 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,702 halfway around the world and back. Exactly. 136 00:06:03,736 --> 00:06:06,138 So if that can't find him, I don't know how I'm going to. 137 00:06:06,171 --> 00:06:08,941 Okay. If you really want to find him, I'll go with you. I'm down. 138 00:06:08,974 --> 00:06:11,143 I mean, I'm the one who told you to write the letter 139 00:06:11,176 --> 00:06:12,445 in the first place, right? 140 00:06:12,478 --> 00:06:13,612 That's right. So let's just gobble 141 00:06:13,646 --> 00:06:16,148 some ghanoush, start fresh tomorrow. (phone chimes) 142 00:06:16,181 --> 00:06:17,516 What do you say? (phone chimes) 143 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,485 Oh, Matty needs us. 144 00:06:19,518 --> 00:06:21,053 No, no. Wait, wait, wait. No, no way. 145 00:06:21,086 --> 00:06:23,055 No way, Mac. No, no. We have a rule now. 146 00:06:23,088 --> 00:06:24,990 We-we made a pact, remember? 147 00:06:25,023 --> 00:06:26,091 We have a job. 148 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,627 Not-not today we don't. 149 00:06:28,661 --> 00:06:29,662 Not on Cairo Day. 150 00:06:29,695 --> 00:06:31,630 364 days out of the year, 151 00:06:31,664 --> 00:06:36,034 we work, but on one day, one day, we don't. 152 00:06:36,068 --> 00:06:38,571 That day is today. And you know that. You know that, why? 153 00:06:38,604 --> 00:06:41,039 Because it's bad luck. 154 00:06:41,073 --> 00:06:44,543 Scientifically speaking, there's no such thing. 155 00:06:44,577 --> 00:06:45,511 As what? 156 00:06:48,246 --> 00:06:49,682 Bad luck. Bad luck. Right. I agree with you. 157 00:06:49,715 --> 00:06:51,450 We're not taking any missions today. Good idea. 158 00:06:51,484 --> 00:06:52,985 (scoffs) 159 00:06:53,018 --> 00:06:54,487 Oh, but it's not a mission. 160 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,220 Learn how to read. 161 00:06:55,253 --> 00:06:56,221 I know how to... 162 00:06:56,254 --> 00:06:57,590 I know how to read. 163 00:06:57,623 --> 00:06:59,592 Then why the hell is she calling us in? 164 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:01,994 MATTY: I'd like you all to welcome 165 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:04,096 the newest member of our Phoenix team, 166 00:07:04,129 --> 00:07:06,131 Dr. Milton Zito. 167 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,601 Dr. Zito is an expert in metamaterials. 168 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:09,668 He'll be working 169 00:07:09,702 --> 00:07:11,537 on a research project in our lab. 170 00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:12,404 What kind of research project? 171 00:07:12,437 --> 00:07:13,338 That's classified. That's classified. 172 00:07:13,371 --> 00:07:15,240 I look forward to working with all of you. 173 00:07:15,273 --> 00:07:17,610 Especially you, Mr. MacGyver. 174 00:07:17,643 --> 00:07:19,945 I've heard all about your unique abilities. 175 00:07:19,978 --> 00:07:23,549 In an age of specialists, it's rare to meet a Renaissance man. 176 00:07:23,582 --> 00:07:25,083 MacGYVER: Oh. Welcome to the Phoenix Foundation... 177 00:07:25,117 --> 00:07:26,184 JACK: Jack Dalton. 178 00:07:26,218 --> 00:07:28,220 I'm the guy who made the Kessel Run 179 00:07:28,253 --> 00:07:29,955 in less than 12 parsecs. 180 00:07:31,156 --> 00:07:32,591 You do know parsecs 181 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:34,693 are a measure of distance, not time? 182 00:07:34,727 --> 00:07:36,995 Yeah, we keep telling him that. 183 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:38,631 Just like we keep telling him monster hologram chess 184 00:07:38,664 --> 00:07:40,198 isn't a thing. JACK: Not yet, Bozer. 185 00:07:40,232 --> 00:07:41,700 Not yet. Just because you wink 186 00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:44,169 doesn't make it a thing. You did it again. 187 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,571 Now I'm uncomfortable. 188 00:07:45,604 --> 00:07:47,072 Dr. Zito, please ignore Jack. 189 00:07:47,105 --> 00:07:49,642 He's been... blown up a lot. 190 00:07:49,675 --> 00:07:53,512 Bozer, would you please escort Dr. Zito to the lab 191 00:07:53,546 --> 00:07:55,047 and make sure he has everything he needs? 192 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,515 You got it, boss. 193 00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:59,585 And the vending machine on the third floor has 194 00:07:59,618 --> 00:08:01,153 the best candy, but be careful up there. 195 00:08:01,186 --> 00:08:03,021 Cal from Cryptography will talk your ear off. 196 00:08:03,055 --> 00:08:05,123 There's nothing wrong with a little small talk. 197 00:08:05,157 --> 00:08:06,625 Lab work can be lonely. 198 00:08:06,659 --> 00:08:08,260 You're telling me. 199 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:09,928 Where did you study, by the way? 200 00:08:09,962 --> 00:08:11,664 Stanford? Yale? 201 00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:12,865 Harvard? I did a semester 202 00:08:12,898 --> 00:08:16,669 at film school and a few weeks with a private acting coach. 203 00:08:19,004 --> 00:08:20,238 Dr. Zito, I presume. 204 00:08:20,272 --> 00:08:21,273 ZITO: (chuckles) Of course. 205 00:08:21,306 --> 00:08:25,243 The artificial intelligence project you mentioned. 206 00:08:25,277 --> 00:08:26,244 It's amazing. 207 00:08:26,278 --> 00:08:27,312 It ain't Westworld, 208 00:08:27,345 --> 00:08:29,582 but, uh, we do our best. 209 00:08:29,615 --> 00:08:31,617 Sparky's great for kicking around ideas. 210 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:34,219 Like your idea to ask Lil out for sushi. 211 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,289 I've run the computations and your success rate would be... 212 00:08:37,322 --> 00:08:38,791 Oh, hey, man. Let's, uh... 213 00:08:38,824 --> 00:08:40,325 let's keep that one between us, all right? 214 00:08:40,358 --> 00:08:41,827 He knows everything on Wikipedia, 215 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:43,295 but we're still working on boundaries. 216 00:08:43,328 --> 00:08:45,598 ...15%. 217 00:08:45,631 --> 00:08:47,666 I'm afraid you'll be dining alone. 218 00:08:49,668 --> 00:08:51,637 But the one thing you don't know, 219 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:54,640 Matilda Webber, 220 00:08:54,673 --> 00:08:56,942 is that I wanted to be caught. 221 00:08:56,975 --> 00:08:58,210 (monitor beeps) 222 00:08:58,243 --> 00:09:00,613 So after a week of interrogation, 223 00:09:00,646 --> 00:09:04,282 we still have no idea what this guy does for The Organization. 224 00:09:04,316 --> 00:09:06,785 Or what the hell that means. MacGYVER: Well, the fact that 225 00:09:06,819 --> 00:09:08,153 he's not talking suggests he's still loyal to... 226 00:09:08,186 --> 00:09:10,656 Yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you both right there. 227 00:09:10,689 --> 00:09:11,523 'Cause what's happening right now 228 00:09:11,556 --> 00:09:13,592 sounds like the start of a mission. 229 00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:14,827 And you don't know this, Matty, 230 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:17,162 'cause you're new, so I'll fill you in, 231 00:09:17,195 --> 00:09:18,631 but today... Is the anniversary 232 00:09:18,664 --> 00:09:21,066 of the disastrous mission in Cairo, 233 00:09:21,099 --> 00:09:22,034 and you're superstitious 234 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:23,301 about working. 235 00:09:23,335 --> 00:09:25,203 Yes. Just suck it up. 236 00:09:25,237 --> 00:09:26,939 Put your big boy pants on. Okay. 237 00:09:26,972 --> 00:09:28,206 We have a lot of work to do. 238 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,107 ANDIE: Director Webber, 239 00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:30,743 I have a Detective Molina on the phone 240 00:09:30,776 --> 00:09:31,744 from New York City. 241 00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,245 Put him on speaker. 242 00:09:33,278 --> 00:09:34,647 (tablet beeps) 243 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,081 Detective, how can I help you? 244 00:09:36,114 --> 00:09:38,817 Ms. Webber, I'm reaching out regarding a homicide case 245 00:09:38,851 --> 00:09:39,652 I caught last night. 246 00:09:39,685 --> 00:09:41,620 The victim had your name and number 247 00:09:41,654 --> 00:09:43,288 in his recent calls, which is why I'm contacting you. 248 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,757 Ooh, very bad luck. 249 00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:47,192 It's very impressive. 250 00:09:47,225 --> 00:09:49,194 BOZER: It's a new polymer I've been working on. 251 00:09:49,227 --> 00:09:51,029 Moves like real skin. 252 00:09:51,063 --> 00:09:52,965 It's incredibly lifelike, Wilt. 253 00:09:52,998 --> 00:09:54,767 Yeah. It looks great. 254 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,935 Now I just need to make it waterproof. 255 00:09:56,969 --> 00:09:58,036 Colleague of mine told me 256 00:09:58,070 --> 00:09:59,271 you were very skilled at prosthetics. 257 00:10:03,441 --> 00:10:06,044 What are you? 258 00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:08,146 MOLINA: And when we searched his e-mails, we found 259 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:09,948 a one-way plane ticket. He was supposed to fly 260 00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:11,684 to Los Angeles last night. 261 00:10:11,717 --> 00:10:13,085 What was the victim's name? 262 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:14,787 Uh, Dr. Milton Zito. 263 00:10:15,954 --> 00:10:16,822 Go. 264 00:10:18,957 --> 00:10:21,760 What'd I tell you, man?! It's Cairo Day! 265 00:10:21,794 --> 00:10:24,830 ROBOT: Medical attention needed. Medical attention needed. 266 00:10:24,863 --> 00:10:27,866 Medical attention needed. (Bozer gasping) 267 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:31,103 Medical attention needed. Medical attention needed. 268 00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:33,706 Hey, slow your breathing down, if you can. I know it's hard. 269 00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:36,208 (gasping) 270 00:10:37,242 --> 00:10:39,111 Hang on, buddy. Hang on. Zito. 271 00:10:43,782 --> 00:10:46,218 Oh, my God, Bozer. How's he doing? 272 00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,120 MacGYVER: Not great. Good news is, 273 00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:48,987 I think the knife missed 274 00:10:49,021 --> 00:10:50,155 his vital organs; but the bad news is, 275 00:10:50,188 --> 00:10:51,724 if I don't seal this wound 276 00:10:51,757 --> 00:10:52,925 right now, he's gonna bleed out. 277 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,259 Now, Riley, I need your help. 278 00:10:54,292 --> 00:10:56,895 Push hard on this. Harder than you'd think, okay? 279 00:10:56,929 --> 00:10:58,096 Okay. Find Zito. 280 00:10:58,130 --> 00:10:59,765 Yeah, I'm on it. 281 00:10:59,798 --> 00:11:01,266 Yeah, it's Jack Dalton. We have a hostile on site. 282 00:11:01,299 --> 00:11:02,300 Shut the building down right now. 283 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,369 I want every available operative 284 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,104 to meet me in the Tac room, right now. 285 00:11:07,105 --> 00:11:08,774 I'll find him. 286 00:11:08,807 --> 00:11:11,076 MATTY: Riley, come with me. I don't want to leave him. 287 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,211 BOZER: Riley. 288 00:11:13,245 --> 00:11:16,014 Go get that son of a bitch. 289 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:18,116 Go. 290 00:11:23,388 --> 00:11:24,990 Hey, Mac. Yeah? 291 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:27,225 You see that? See what? 292 00:11:27,259 --> 00:11:29,327 What she did with my hand. 293 00:11:29,361 --> 00:11:30,863 She was holding it. 294 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:33,131 Please don't let me die before I get to kiss her. 295 00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:35,400 (screams) Sorry, sorry. 296 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,468 I know, buddy. 297 00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:39,104 JACK: Okay, gentlemen. 298 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:41,106 This is a hard target search. 299 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:42,808 Every floor, every office. 300 00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:44,743 As of this moment, everyone in this room 301 00:11:44,777 --> 00:11:46,812 has a blind security clearance. 302 00:11:46,845 --> 00:11:48,380 This target could be anywhere. 303 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,214 Because he was wearing a mask, 304 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:51,316 we don't know what he looks like. 305 00:11:51,349 --> 00:11:53,952 But we do know that attacking Wilt Bozer 306 00:11:53,986 --> 00:11:56,922 was not his end game, he was just the obstacle. 307 00:11:56,955 --> 00:11:58,924 So whatever this guy has planned, 308 00:11:58,957 --> 00:12:01,760 it ends right here, right now. 309 00:12:02,961 --> 00:12:04,997 Mac, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 310 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:07,099 Some days, this job sucks. 311 00:12:07,132 --> 00:12:09,334 This is one of those days. 312 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:12,370 I never got stabbed flipping burgers. 313 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:14,072 Having second thoughts? 314 00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:15,273 What do you think? 315 00:12:15,307 --> 00:12:17,309 You know I trust you, Mac, 316 00:12:17,342 --> 00:12:18,510 but have you ever done this before? 317 00:12:18,543 --> 00:12:19,945 Not even once, pal. 318 00:12:19,978 --> 00:12:21,746 But I have no choice; I got to seal the wound. 319 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:24,950 And you're using what, exactly? 320 00:12:24,983 --> 00:12:27,820 Uh, Polyol and diisocyanates. 321 00:12:27,853 --> 00:12:30,055 Army medics are working on this 322 00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:31,256 for the battlefield. 323 00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:34,459 When the two chemicals get inside the wound, they harden. 324 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,828 It's fascinating. N-Never mind. 325 00:12:35,861 --> 00:12:37,262 Just-just do it. Sorry. 326 00:12:37,295 --> 00:12:39,397 ROBOT: Very impressive, Mr. MacGyver. 327 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,535 BOZER: You're such a kiss-ass. 328 00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:45,337 Okay, uh... 329 00:12:46,004 --> 00:12:47,305 Sorry. 330 00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:48,907 (groaning) All right, man. 331 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:53,979 Heads up, this is gonna hurt. 332 00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:56,148 A lot. 333 00:12:56,181 --> 00:12:56,949 (device whirring) 334 00:12:56,982 --> 00:12:58,316 ROBOT: Happy thoughts, Mr. Bozer. 335 00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:00,318 (groaning) 336 00:13:00,352 --> 00:13:01,987 (gasping, grunting) 337 00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:08,360 It's working. 338 00:13:08,393 --> 00:13:09,427 (gasping) 339 00:13:11,063 --> 00:13:14,332 Please tell me that turned me into Iron Man. 340 00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:16,301 Just got to find a way to... get you up, 341 00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:17,302 get you out of here. Right, got it. 342 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:20,172 I'll wait while you make a teleportation machine. 343 00:13:20,205 --> 00:13:21,907 (MacGyver chuckles) ROBOT: Might I suggest 344 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:24,276 using one of the rolling tables as a gurney? 345 00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:27,445 Think Sparky's gunning for your job. 346 00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:29,381 It's not a bad idea. 347 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,218 JACK: Basement level two clear. 348 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:34,352 Moving down to three. Uh, Matty? 349 00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:36,922 Someone just opened the holding door 350 00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:38,056 in the interrogation wing. 351 00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:41,359 Jack, you got any men on that floor? 352 00:13:41,393 --> 00:13:43,128 Negative. 353 00:13:43,161 --> 00:13:44,229 Zito. 354 00:13:45,898 --> 00:13:47,499 I think I know where he's headed. 355 00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:48,867 (keypad beeps, lock clicks) 356 00:13:57,442 --> 00:13:59,211 They said you'd be punctual. They were right. 357 00:14:00,445 --> 00:14:02,380 You ready to do your thing? 358 00:14:02,414 --> 00:14:03,615 Always. 359 00:14:03,648 --> 00:14:04,649 You know how to get there? 360 00:14:04,682 --> 00:14:06,985 Of course. They were kind enough to give me a tour. 361 00:14:11,189 --> 00:14:12,958 Just lost cameras in interrogation. 362 00:14:12,991 --> 00:14:14,159 Jack, get down there now. 363 00:14:17,162 --> 00:14:18,496 Check the room. 364 00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,070 Uh, we've got an agent down. 365 00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:29,074 And no sign of Dr. Zito or Mr. Organization. 366 00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:31,176 Well, I guess now we know why he wanted to get caught. 367 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:33,078 He had to be inside the building. 368 00:14:33,111 --> 00:14:34,379 These two are working together. 369 00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:35,380 Question is: why? 370 00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,315 I don't know, and I don't care. 371 00:14:37,349 --> 00:14:39,084 But I think I did just figure out a way 372 00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:41,019 to I.D. the S.O.B. Riley? 373 00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:41,987 (camera clicks) Incoming. 374 00:14:46,324 --> 00:14:48,026 Okay. 375 00:14:49,194 --> 00:14:51,496 The fake Dr. Zito is actually Jason Tennant-- 376 00:14:51,529 --> 00:14:52,397 former SAS, 377 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,499 '93 to '98. 378 00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:55,968 Left to join a private military company, 379 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,202 did some work as a mercenary. 380 00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:58,636 Eventually caught running guns 381 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,538 in Somalia and was thrown in a hole there 382 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,474 until the U.S. extradited him in '02. 383 00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:04,909 And he spent the last 15 years locked away here. 384 00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:09,347 That's where we keep... Yeah. 385 00:15:09,381 --> 00:15:11,249 And their cells were right next to each other. 386 00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:22,260 Matilda. Riley. 387 00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:24,997 Such a pleasure to see you both. 388 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:27,099 Though I wasn't expecting your call 389 00:15:27,132 --> 00:15:28,300 for at least another 15 minutes. 390 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,169 Then your plan is falling apart ahead of schedule, Murdoc. 391 00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:32,704 What the hell is going on? 392 00:15:32,737 --> 00:15:35,173 Oh, just... 393 00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:38,376 picking up where things left off in that junkyard. 394 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:41,579 See, I was hoping to fulfill my dream 395 00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:47,185 of murdering every last one of you Phoenix agents personally. 396 00:15:47,219 --> 00:15:48,520 Then it dawned on me, 397 00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:51,556 I'm probably never going to get out of here. 398 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:53,558 So, I got to chitchatting with my neighbor Jason 399 00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,493 in the next cell over, told him all about you. 400 00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:56,995 RILEY: So you expect us to believe 401 00:15:57,029 --> 00:15:58,330 you just whispered in some dude's ear 402 00:15:58,363 --> 00:15:59,697 and he agreed to take on 403 00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:01,133 all of Phoenix? 404 00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,469 Oh, it took more than whispers, Riley. 405 00:16:04,502 --> 00:16:06,471 See, I agreed to pay him 406 00:16:06,504 --> 00:16:10,775 $30 million and to teach him everything that I know. 407 00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:14,146 He agreed to corpse-ify all of you. 408 00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:15,313 See, what I taught MacGyver, 409 00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:18,316 ooh, that was just the tip of the iceberg. 410 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,718 What I taught my one-time neighbor... 411 00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:24,789 well, let's just say I gave him a PhD... 412 00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:26,458 in homicide. 413 00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:28,293 (grunting) 414 00:16:37,369 --> 00:16:39,437 MATTY: Okay, while that's a cute story, 415 00:16:39,471 --> 00:16:41,173 Murdoc, it has some holes. 416 00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:42,374 If Zito just wants us dead, 417 00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:45,143 why did he release the man who worked for The Organization? 418 00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:46,578 Whoa. Whoa. Someone's in our network. 419 00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:48,146 They're taking over the entire... 420 00:16:48,713 --> 00:16:50,582 (alarm blaring) 421 00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:52,217 (Bozer groaning) 422 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,285 (alarm ringing) 423 00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:56,121 (alarm blaring) 424 00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:01,226 Can you stop them? 425 00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:02,394 I'm trying. Look, they just put 426 00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:03,395 the building in full breach protocol. 427 00:17:03,428 --> 00:17:05,597 All exits are sealed and I can't access anything. 428 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,335 They're in control of the Phoenix now. 429 00:17:16,341 --> 00:17:17,509 MATTY: Post guards at every stairwell. 430 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,676 I want six four-men tac teams 431 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:19,711 clearing the building from the top down. 432 00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:20,712 Where's Mac? 433 00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:22,114 He took Bozer to the loading dock 434 00:17:22,147 --> 00:17:23,215 to hand him off to EMS, 435 00:17:23,248 --> 00:17:25,183 but that's before this all happened. 436 00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:26,151 Can you find him on any of our cameras? 437 00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:27,385 I can't even access our cameras. 438 00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:28,453 I'm locked out of everything. 439 00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:29,421 MATTY: Riley, I need my Batcave back. 440 00:17:29,454 --> 00:17:31,756 How long before that can happen? I don't know. 441 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,491 Dude from The Organization is good. 442 00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:34,826 He didn't just change our passwords, 443 00:17:34,859 --> 00:17:36,261 he reconfigured the whole damn system. 444 00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:37,362 The only way to do 445 00:17:37,395 --> 00:17:38,696 this kind of damage is to hard-wire 446 00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,864 into our data center on level four. 447 00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:42,600 If you want me to fix this, that's where I need to be. 448 00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:43,835 Then let's get you there. Let's go. 449 00:17:53,378 --> 00:17:54,712 Mac. 450 00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:55,647 Yeah? 451 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,716 I don't want to die. 452 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,085 You're not gonna die, Boze. I'm gonna get you out of here. 453 00:18:01,853 --> 00:18:04,122 (grunting) 454 00:18:04,156 --> 00:18:06,158 (doors creaking) 455 00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:22,340 (keypad beeping) 456 00:18:22,374 --> 00:18:24,609 We don't have all day. Just boopidee-boop the thing. 457 00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:26,544 Yeah, if I could boopidee-boop it, we wouldn't be standing here 458 00:18:26,578 --> 00:18:28,280 talking about how I could just boopidee-boop it. 459 00:18:28,313 --> 00:18:30,515 Huh? What kind of twisted, circular logic is that, huh? 460 00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:32,250 You trying to give me-- no, you're giving me a headache. 461 00:18:32,284 --> 00:18:33,518 Just do it. Look. 462 00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:35,620 I need to be hardwired into the data center to fix this thing. 463 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,322 If they locked this door, they locked every other door 464 00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:38,356 on the floor. 465 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:41,926 All right. 466 00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:42,994 Let's head to the greenhouse. Come on. 467 00:18:43,027 --> 00:18:45,330 What? The greenhouse? Yeah, yeah, the greenhouse. 468 00:18:45,363 --> 00:18:47,332 Well, Jack is now the best time to get into horticulture? 469 00:18:47,365 --> 00:18:48,766 First of all, there's no reason to talk me 470 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,168 with that kind of foul language, okay? 471 00:18:50,202 --> 00:18:51,035 Respect your elders. Second of all, 472 00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:52,136 if it was Mac's idea to go to greenhouse, 473 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:54,306 you'd be halfway there right now, and you know it. 474 00:18:54,339 --> 00:18:56,308 Okay, yeah. But you are not Mac. 475 00:18:56,341 --> 00:18:58,176 I know that. Thank you, Riley. 476 00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,644 How do you think I came up with the greenhouse idea, huh? 477 00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:01,346 All you got to do is think like that dork 478 00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:03,348 and then mentally delete all the jibber-jabber. 479 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:05,383 Okay, fine, yeah. Got it. Let's go. Driving me nuts. 480 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:06,318 Sorry. 481 00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:08,786 (groaning) 482 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,256 (gasping) 483 00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:13,891 (panting) 484 00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:17,895 (distorted, echoing): I'll be right back. 485 00:19:28,773 --> 00:19:31,276 Okay, buddy, let's get you up in here. 486 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:35,313 So your plan is what? 487 00:19:35,347 --> 00:19:37,515 Charm the killers who took over the Phoenix 488 00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:38,516 with a bouquet of lovely flowers? 489 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:40,918 Ooh, that's a good idea, and would probably work, 490 00:19:40,952 --> 00:19:44,489 but I just kind of figured we blow stuff up instead. 491 00:19:44,522 --> 00:19:45,890 Huh? 492 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,659 Yeah, you said the data center's on the other side 493 00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:49,261 of this wall, right? Yeah. 494 00:19:49,294 --> 00:19:50,762 Well, I've seen Mac make enough bombs 495 00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:54,266 that I'm... fairly confident I can get us through. 496 00:19:54,299 --> 00:19:55,567 "Fairly confident"? 497 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,901 Yeah, Riley, relax. 498 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:59,304 Trust me, I got this. I just need some, uh... 499 00:19:59,337 --> 00:20:00,505 MATTY: How is he? 500 00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:03,408 Starting to think Dr. Zito 501 00:20:03,441 --> 00:20:04,876 wasn't such a good hire. 502 00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:07,879 Jack, please tell me you're in data by now. 503 00:20:07,912 --> 00:20:10,448 We will be as soon as we're done making these fertilizer grenades 504 00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:12,584 to blow a hole in the wall between the greenhouse 505 00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:13,918 and the data center. 506 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,953 And before you ask why, Matty, 507 00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:18,356 the magnetic doors are locked, it's the only way in. 508 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:19,557 Is that really gonna work? 509 00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:22,294 I mean, it's almost exactly what I would do. 510 00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:25,363 May I? Jack, you're gonna need more than just grenades 511 00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:26,163 to get through that wall. 512 00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:28,966 Okay, but it is a good idea, right? 513 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,969 Yeah, but, uh, we're gonna have to tweak it a little bit. 514 00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:34,372 (mouthing) I'm only giving you partial credit. 515 00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:35,607 You're gonna need to make a shaped charge, 516 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,710 so upend two of those metal tables that the plants are on 517 00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:40,445 and place them in an "L" shape up against the wall. 518 00:20:42,847 --> 00:20:44,282 And, uh, 519 00:20:44,316 --> 00:20:45,583 use chains from the grow lights 520 00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:47,652 to secure them in place. 521 00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:52,724 Toss your incendiaries inside, and then, uh, light them up 522 00:20:52,757 --> 00:20:53,825 and run like hell. 523 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,630 Are you sure that letting Jack play with explosives is really 524 00:20:58,663 --> 00:20:59,631 the best idea? 525 00:20:59,664 --> 00:21:00,798 Good point. 526 00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:03,335 Hey, Jack, do not blow up anything until I get there. 527 00:21:03,368 --> 00:21:04,369 I'm coming to help. 528 00:21:05,837 --> 00:21:06,871 Bozer, 529 00:21:06,904 --> 00:21:09,374 if you die, 530 00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,508 you're fired. 531 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:11,876 Yes, ma'am. 532 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,682 (grunting) 533 00:21:29,627 --> 00:21:30,695 (laughs) 534 00:21:38,503 --> 00:21:40,538 Are you sure this is far enough? 535 00:21:40,572 --> 00:21:41,873 We're about to find that out, aren't we? 536 00:21:41,906 --> 00:21:44,376 Okay, well, don't you think we should wait on Mac? 537 00:21:44,409 --> 00:21:46,544 We're kind of on the clock here, Riles. Don't worry. 538 00:21:46,578 --> 00:21:48,380 Jack-Gyver's got it all figured out. 539 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:49,647 What? 540 00:21:49,681 --> 00:21:50,948 All you did was follow Mac's instructions. 541 00:21:50,982 --> 00:21:52,550 And don't ever say "Jack-Gyver..." (grunts) 542 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:03,495 Okay, let's go, let's go. 543 00:22:03,528 --> 00:22:05,563 Try not to hit the servers, all right? 544 00:22:05,597 --> 00:22:07,031 They're kind of important. Yeah, noted. 545 00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,500 Okay, do your thing. Do your thing. 546 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:09,834 I'll go find The Client. 547 00:22:14,472 --> 00:22:16,708 (both grunting) 548 00:22:35,593 --> 00:22:36,861 A marker? 549 00:22:38,062 --> 00:22:39,864 I'm disappointed, MacGyver. 550 00:22:39,897 --> 00:22:41,833 Murdoc spent hours telling me everything 551 00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:44,001 about you and your impressive skills, 552 00:22:44,035 --> 00:22:45,537 and you're fighting me... (gasps) 553 00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:46,938 (screams) How 'bout now? 554 00:22:51,142 --> 00:22:53,511 Impressed yet? 555 00:22:56,848 --> 00:23:00,452 (alarm sounding) 556 00:23:28,546 --> 00:23:30,515 (screams) 557 00:23:43,695 --> 00:23:44,996 (yells) 558 00:24:08,786 --> 00:24:12,256 Murdoc didn't just tell me your strengths. 559 00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:16,661 He also taught me your weaknesses. 560 00:24:16,694 --> 00:24:20,498 By the way, how is dear old Dad? 561 00:24:25,102 --> 00:24:26,604 (gunshot) 562 00:24:28,005 --> 00:24:29,006 JACK: Riley! 563 00:24:32,677 --> 00:24:34,078 JACK: Riley! 564 00:24:34,111 --> 00:24:35,479 MacGYVER: Riley. 565 00:24:37,549 --> 00:24:39,551 Hey, are you okay? Are you hurt? 566 00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:44,722 Riley, are you okay? 567 00:24:44,756 --> 00:24:46,558 Huh? You all right? 568 00:24:46,591 --> 00:24:48,593 Hey, talk to me. Talk to me. 569 00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:50,695 Yeah, we... 570 00:24:50,728 --> 00:24:52,530 we were fighting for the gun. The gun. 571 00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:54,766 Yeah, yeah, no, we get it. You did what you had to do. Just... 572 00:24:54,799 --> 00:24:55,867 It's okay. 573 00:24:57,769 --> 00:24:58,936 It's okay. Give it up. 574 00:24:58,970 --> 00:25:00,638 All right? 575 00:25:00,672 --> 00:25:02,173 Now give it to me. 576 00:25:06,944 --> 00:25:10,748 I got to get back to work. 577 00:25:15,286 --> 00:25:16,287 (shell casing clatters on floor) 578 00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:20,558 Um, how much time do you need? 579 00:25:21,759 --> 00:25:24,762 Um, it'll take days... 580 00:25:24,796 --> 00:25:27,031 to get the whole system back. 581 00:25:27,064 --> 00:25:28,733 But I think I got us our eyes. 582 00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:30,568 Good. 583 00:25:30,602 --> 00:25:32,103 All we got to do now is find Dr. Zito. 584 00:25:32,136 --> 00:25:34,005 And deal with them. 585 00:25:36,774 --> 00:25:37,775 Great. 586 00:25:37,809 --> 00:25:40,645 The Organization just sent an army. 587 00:25:40,678 --> 00:25:42,780 Cairo Day, man. 588 00:25:42,814 --> 00:25:45,750 Always call in sick on Cairo Day, always. 589 00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,358 I don't get it. 590 00:25:54,391 --> 00:25:56,594 If the Organization sent Zito here for something, 591 00:25:56,628 --> 00:25:57,829 why send all that backup? 592 00:25:57,862 --> 00:25:59,897 We'll answer all those questions over a cold one, 593 00:25:59,931 --> 00:26:02,199 if we're still alive, Riley, 594 00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:04,301 but in the meantime, we just need to know 595 00:26:04,335 --> 00:26:06,638 where the bad guys are. They're heading east. 596 00:26:06,671 --> 00:26:08,673 Down the next hall on your right. 597 00:26:08,706 --> 00:26:10,775 (door shuts) 598 00:26:15,246 --> 00:26:17,214 Oh, great. Riley, any chance you can help us out with this? 599 00:26:17,248 --> 00:26:20,151 No. The cameras are ours, 600 00:26:20,184 --> 00:26:21,886 but I'm still locked out of everything else. 601 00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:24,722 But they aren't. They're, um... they're... 602 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,629 "They're, um..." what, Riley? 603 00:26:31,663 --> 00:26:32,997 JACK: Are you okay? I'm fine. 604 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,932 Their inside man reconfigured our security codes 605 00:26:34,966 --> 00:26:36,333 to work with their master key. 606 00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:38,970 Well, can't you just make one? 607 00:26:39,003 --> 00:26:40,838 No. Not yet. 608 00:26:40,872 --> 00:26:42,907 And don't ask why, Jack. 609 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,208 You wouldn't understand my explanation. 610 00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:45,710 No problemo, señorita. 611 00:26:45,743 --> 00:26:49,013 I have my own master key right here-- mi hermano. 612 00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:50,948 What's the plan? It's gonna take too long 613 00:26:50,982 --> 00:26:52,249 to make something to cut through this, so we got to go around. 614 00:26:52,283 --> 00:26:54,085 Well, if we're gonna go around, 615 00:26:54,118 --> 00:26:55,052 we're gonna have to move really fast. 616 00:26:55,086 --> 00:26:56,988 Move very, very, fast? Yeah. 617 00:27:01,893 --> 00:27:04,762 Uh, guys, looks like they're headed to level B9. 618 00:27:04,796 --> 00:27:06,764 That's Cold Storage. RILEY: What's in Cold Storage? 619 00:27:06,798 --> 00:27:08,432 MacGYVER: You know all the dangerous stuff we get on missions? 620 00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:11,268 Well, that's where they put it. 621 00:27:13,204 --> 00:27:15,239 (grunts) 622 00:27:15,272 --> 00:27:17,041 You know, when I woke up this morning, 623 00:27:17,074 --> 00:27:18,009 I planned on eating baba ghanoush, 624 00:27:18,042 --> 00:27:19,811 not chasing a bunch of psychopaths around 625 00:27:19,844 --> 00:27:21,979 with machine guns, dodging bullets. 626 00:27:22,013 --> 00:27:23,748 I'm telling you, Mac, 627 00:27:23,781 --> 00:27:26,884 never doubt the Cairo curse, my man, never! 628 00:27:26,918 --> 00:27:28,820 Alliteration doesn't make it true, Jack. 629 00:27:28,853 --> 00:27:30,021 Hey, the fact that this is all happening 630 00:27:30,054 --> 00:27:31,288 is what makes it true, dum-dum. 631 00:27:39,764 --> 00:27:41,165 What are you doing here? MATTY: Get to B9. 632 00:27:41,198 --> 00:27:42,934 We got this. 633 00:27:51,308 --> 00:27:53,344 Okay, come on. Wait, wait, wait. 634 00:27:53,377 --> 00:27:55,146 I don't mean to tell you how to count, Mac, 635 00:27:55,179 --> 00:27:56,981 but we're on B8, they're on level B9. 636 00:27:57,014 --> 00:27:58,082 They're under... Yeah, I know. 637 00:27:58,115 --> 00:27:59,316 Even if we could make it through all the locked doors, 638 00:27:59,350 --> 00:28:01,052 which we can't, 639 00:28:01,085 --> 00:28:02,053 I don't like the odds of two against nine. 640 00:28:02,086 --> 00:28:03,087 That's why we're here. 641 00:28:04,321 --> 00:28:06,490 What are you doing? 642 00:28:06,523 --> 00:28:07,725 What are you doing? 643 00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:10,494 I need... 644 00:28:10,527 --> 00:28:14,098 a baseball-sized hole right there. 645 00:28:14,131 --> 00:28:16,300 Yeah, right there. Okay, but when Matty asks me 646 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,169 why there's a big-ass hole in her floor, 647 00:28:18,202 --> 00:28:19,470 I'm gonna tell her it was your idea. 648 00:28:32,850 --> 00:28:34,051 What is that, acid? 649 00:28:34,085 --> 00:28:36,287 Are you gonna melt a hole in the floor, like Aliens? 650 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,055 Uh, no. I thought about that, 651 00:28:38,089 --> 00:28:39,290 but it wouldn't work fast enough. 652 00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:40,792 This is nitromethane, 653 00:28:40,825 --> 00:28:42,159 that's ethylendiamine. 654 00:28:42,193 --> 00:28:46,097 The, uh, Phoenix techs use this stuff to make 655 00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:49,100 custom electronics. 656 00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,501 But when you mix a little of this 657 00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:52,536 with a little of that, 658 00:28:52,569 --> 00:28:55,807 you get a binary liquid explosive called PLX. 659 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,441 And when you put an explosive 660 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,143 in a contained space, 661 00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:01,245 say between two iron I-beams... 662 00:29:01,278 --> 00:29:04,782 Ah, you get a badass bomb. 663 00:29:04,816 --> 00:29:07,251 Put your foot down right there. 664 00:29:11,588 --> 00:29:13,557 So, we're gonna light the fuse, 665 00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:15,993 we're gonna run towards the explosion. 666 00:29:16,027 --> 00:29:18,930 Run towards the explosion? Yeah. 667 00:29:18,963 --> 00:29:20,564 This is exactly the kind of plan that made me 668 00:29:20,597 --> 00:29:22,499 not want to come to work today. 669 00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:26,070 We'll be fine, probably. 670 00:29:26,103 --> 00:29:28,172 (Jack crying out) 671 00:29:37,081 --> 00:29:39,183 Okay. Okay, Riley said 12, that's three. 672 00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:40,818 Matty took out three, so we're looking at, uh... 673 00:29:40,852 --> 00:29:42,186 Six. It's six, Jack. Not including Zito. 674 00:29:42,219 --> 00:29:44,388 Technically, that's seven. 675 00:29:51,328 --> 00:29:53,197 Glad to see you're still alive, Bozer. 676 00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:57,835 Just... following orders, boss. 677 00:29:58,936 --> 00:30:01,305 Carter, gather all non-combat personnel 678 00:30:01,338 --> 00:30:02,874 and get them on this level now. 679 00:30:02,907 --> 00:30:04,508 Yes, ma'am. Riley, 680 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,211 any luck finding the good doctor? 681 00:30:07,244 --> 00:30:11,015 Nope. I got facial recognition running on every camera feed. 682 00:30:11,048 --> 00:30:13,417 Good news is I got full facility control. 683 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:16,120 MATTY: Good. Keep us on lockdown. 684 00:30:16,153 --> 00:30:17,955 Zito's got to be here somewhere. He didn't just disappear. 685 00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:24,161 (weakly): Mask... 686 00:30:24,195 --> 00:30:27,899 Missing... mask. 687 00:30:27,932 --> 00:30:29,500 Mask... MATTY: Take care of it. 688 00:30:31,135 --> 00:30:33,604 (indistinct chatter) 689 00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:03,467 Jack, they're stealing the virus! 690 00:31:05,970 --> 00:31:07,138 The vir virus? 691 00:31:07,171 --> 00:31:09,240 The one that got you shot and almost took out San Fran? 692 00:31:09,273 --> 00:31:11,375 They're stealing it back. 693 00:31:22,987 --> 00:31:24,055 (alarm bell ringing) 694 00:31:24,088 --> 00:31:25,356 (gasping) 695 00:31:25,389 --> 00:31:27,324 Bozer? 696 00:31:27,358 --> 00:31:29,260 Bozer! 697 00:31:43,607 --> 00:31:45,309 (keypad beeps) 698 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,281 Here we go again. 699 00:31:56,053 --> 00:31:57,654 Bozer, what are you doing? (alarm bell ringing) 700 00:31:57,688 --> 00:31:59,023 BOZER (weakly): Zito... 701 00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:07,198 (screaming) Everybody get down! 702 00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:10,301 (grunting) 703 00:32:24,515 --> 00:32:26,117 (gunshots) 704 00:32:28,752 --> 00:32:30,621 (tank hissing) 705 00:32:35,392 --> 00:32:36,693 OPERATIVE: Let's go. 706 00:32:36,727 --> 00:32:38,729 (tank hissing) 707 00:32:41,398 --> 00:32:43,267 Riley, seal that door! 708 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,368 Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it. 709 00:32:49,606 --> 00:32:52,509 (woman whimpering) 710 00:32:54,078 --> 00:32:55,246 I will kill her. 711 00:32:55,279 --> 00:32:57,514 (woman whimpers) 712 00:32:59,350 --> 00:33:03,054 (groaning) 713 00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:13,397 Put the virus down, 714 00:33:13,430 --> 00:33:16,133 or I cut this, 715 00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:19,336 and the coolant hits the O2. 716 00:33:20,837 --> 00:33:22,706 I'll save you the stoichiometry, but, basically, 717 00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,475 the whole room's gonna go up in flames. 718 00:33:24,508 --> 00:33:25,609 Okay? 719 00:33:25,642 --> 00:33:27,311 Now, we have two options. 720 00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:31,315 One-- you leave, two... 721 00:33:31,348 --> 00:33:32,449 we all die. 722 00:33:32,483 --> 00:33:34,485 MacGYVER: Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 723 00:33:34,518 --> 00:33:37,654 If that bluff didn't work in Cairo, why's it gonna work now? 724 00:33:37,688 --> 00:33:40,124 Truth is... I'm out of options. 725 00:33:40,157 --> 00:33:44,228 And you know what they say-- second time's a charm. 726 00:33:44,261 --> 00:33:46,397 Or is that the third? 727 00:33:48,365 --> 00:33:49,833 I take it 728 00:33:49,866 --> 00:33:52,269 Murdoc's lessons didn't include logic. 729 00:33:52,303 --> 00:33:54,438 You kill her, you die. 730 00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:58,109 You've suffered heavy losses already, Director Webber. 731 00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:00,477 I doubt if you'll... 732 00:34:00,511 --> 00:34:02,179 (Zito shouts, woman screams) 733 00:34:06,483 --> 00:34:07,818 You were saying? 734 00:34:07,851 --> 00:34:09,720 (sighs) 735 00:34:12,123 --> 00:34:13,390 You're bluffing. 736 00:34:13,424 --> 00:34:14,391 Honestly, man, I don't even know 737 00:34:14,425 --> 00:34:16,593 if I'm bluffing right now, but I do know that 738 00:34:16,627 --> 00:34:18,462 I'm not letting you leave this room with that virus. 739 00:34:21,865 --> 00:34:25,836 So it really is Cairo all over again. 740 00:34:29,873 --> 00:34:33,410 (whooshing, explosion) 741 00:34:36,647 --> 00:34:39,316 (groaning) 742 00:34:48,725 --> 00:34:51,295 (grunts) 743 00:34:51,328 --> 00:34:52,796 (explosion) JACK: Come on! 744 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:54,565 Get down! 745 00:34:56,467 --> 00:34:58,569 (groaning) 746 00:34:58,602 --> 00:35:01,505 Damn, Mac, what was the plan if you couldn't break the glass? 747 00:35:01,538 --> 00:35:02,873 Plan? What plan? 748 00:35:02,906 --> 00:35:05,542 (laughs) Figures. Come on. 749 00:35:05,576 --> 00:35:06,643 MATTY: ...communications restored 750 00:35:06,677 --> 00:35:07,911 and I want agents sweeping the building. 751 00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:09,513 I want techs sweeping our network. 752 00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:10,847 I need a full inventory. 753 00:35:10,881 --> 00:35:13,684 If something was lost, stolen, damaged, 754 00:35:13,717 --> 00:35:16,453 or even slightly disrespected, I need to know about it. 755 00:35:16,487 --> 00:35:18,622 This building is a crime scene. Everything is evidence. 756 00:35:21,392 --> 00:35:22,626 How you feeling, bud? 757 00:35:22,659 --> 00:35:24,728 Sliced and diced. 758 00:35:24,761 --> 00:35:27,298 And bummed I had to destroy my best mask. 759 00:35:27,331 --> 00:35:28,399 Hey. 760 00:35:28,432 --> 00:35:29,800 Hey, we agreed-- no more talking. 761 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:32,536 All right? EMTs are waiting outside. 762 00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:33,904 Whoa. 763 00:35:35,472 --> 00:35:37,541 Are you okay? 764 00:35:37,574 --> 00:35:40,477 Yeah, that's not mine. 765 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:45,549 Hey, guys. 766 00:35:45,582 --> 00:35:49,586 Oh, um, sorry I blew up half the building. 767 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,488 Eh, I've always been more 768 00:35:51,522 --> 00:35:53,724 of a building-half-standing kind of gal. 769 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,927 I'm really proud of the two of you. 770 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,430 You saved a lot of lives today. 771 00:35:59,463 --> 00:36:01,498 Always knew you were a big softie. 772 00:36:01,532 --> 00:36:04,501 Hit me with a squeeze. No hugs, Dalton, okay? 773 00:36:04,535 --> 00:36:06,637 Go get yourself checked out by medical, 774 00:36:06,670 --> 00:36:08,339 and then get your butts back up here. 775 00:36:08,372 --> 00:36:09,773 Oh, and bring a mop. 776 00:36:09,806 --> 00:36:11,942 (scoffs) 777 00:36:11,975 --> 00:36:13,844 Don't look at me. Dude... 778 00:36:13,877 --> 00:36:15,379 (sighs) 779 00:36:15,412 --> 00:36:16,647 What? Come on! 780 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:37,534 MacGYVER: Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 781 00:36:37,568 --> 00:36:39,503 This is insane. 782 00:36:39,536 --> 00:36:41,638 But I should have done this in the first place. 783 00:36:41,672 --> 00:36:44,341 That prehistoric virus I stole eight months ago 784 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,543 in Lake Como doesn't belong to the Phoenix Foundation, 785 00:36:46,577 --> 00:36:48,612 or to anyone, for that matter. 786 00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:52,883 It belongs to history, and I'm going to send it back. 787 00:37:05,429 --> 00:37:07,498 WOMAN (over P.A. system): Dr. Ramirez to the ICU. 788 00:37:07,531 --> 00:37:09,500 Dr. Ramirez to the ICU. (sniffs) 789 00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:11,535 (quiet rhythmic beeping) 790 00:37:16,373 --> 00:37:19,576 Hey. 791 00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:21,645 How you feeling? 792 00:37:21,678 --> 00:37:25,682 Like I never want to move again. 793 00:37:25,716 --> 00:37:28,585 You been here long? 794 00:37:28,619 --> 00:37:30,587 Few days. 795 00:37:30,621 --> 00:37:34,658 Jack came by yesterday, brought this. 796 00:37:34,691 --> 00:37:35,692 (laughs) 797 00:37:35,726 --> 00:37:38,362 Oh, and you just missed Mac. 798 00:37:38,395 --> 00:37:39,996 He brought flowers. 799 00:37:40,030 --> 00:37:42,566 Never was much of a green thumb, but 800 00:37:42,599 --> 00:37:44,368 damn if he can't teach Martha Stewart 801 00:37:44,401 --> 00:37:46,703 a thing or two about duct tape. 802 00:37:46,737 --> 00:37:50,741 You look way better. 803 00:37:50,774 --> 00:37:52,743 Doctors were 804 00:37:52,776 --> 00:37:55,679 impressed you survived after so much blood loss. 805 00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,581 Yeah, I've always been a great bleeder. 806 00:37:57,614 --> 00:38:00,717 Besides... 807 00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:04,721 I had a lot of reasons to stick around. 808 00:38:04,755 --> 00:38:06,723 For my family, 809 00:38:06,757 --> 00:38:09,760 my friends. 810 00:38:15,732 --> 00:38:19,536 So much has happened in these last eight months. 811 00:38:20,704 --> 00:38:23,774 You ever wish you could go back 812 00:38:23,807 --> 00:38:26,377 to before you knew? 813 00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:28,712 Nah. 814 00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:33,450 Ignorance is safer... 815 00:38:33,484 --> 00:38:35,686 but it isn't bliss. 816 00:38:37,554 --> 00:38:38,789 I wouldn't change what's happened 817 00:38:38,822 --> 00:38:41,358 for anything in the world. 818 00:38:47,631 --> 00:38:48,799 (groans) 819 00:38:58,809 --> 00:39:01,678 So... your fake Zito's in jail. 820 00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:03,447 His partner's in the ground. 821 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,882 I've got a dozen Organization operatives to interrogate, 822 00:39:05,916 --> 00:39:08,084 and my team is still alive. 823 00:39:08,118 --> 00:39:10,821 Guess your plan was kind of an epic fail, huh? 824 00:39:10,854 --> 00:39:14,725 I keep this tally in my head 825 00:39:14,758 --> 00:39:17,694 of all the people I plan to kill. 826 00:39:17,728 --> 00:39:20,964 And the deaths get more gruesome and elaborate 827 00:39:20,997 --> 00:39:24,167 the higher you climb the list. 828 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:29,740 And you, Matilda Webber, have just made... the top. 829 00:39:29,773 --> 00:39:32,609 (Matty laughs) 830 00:39:32,643 --> 00:39:33,910 Oh, Murdoc. 831 00:39:33,944 --> 00:39:37,080 I'm gonna miss our little chats. 832 00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:40,851 It's such a shame that I can't do anything more to punish you, 833 00:39:40,884 --> 00:39:44,688 but you're already in prison for life. 834 00:39:44,721 --> 00:39:46,857 Oh. 835 00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:49,593 I guess I could 836 00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:51,728 take away the last vestige of the outside world 837 00:39:51,762 --> 00:39:53,764 that you have in your possession-- 838 00:39:53,797 --> 00:39:56,467 your one and only personal item-- 839 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,169 this copy of Paradise Lost. 840 00:39:59,202 --> 00:40:01,905 Effective immediately, Murdoc, 841 00:40:01,938 --> 00:40:04,174 all of your privileges have been revoked. 842 00:40:05,809 --> 00:40:07,811 Enjoy the rest of your life. 843 00:40:07,844 --> 00:40:09,846 You're looking at it. 844 00:40:15,819 --> 00:40:18,622 (engine revving) 845 00:40:18,655 --> 00:40:20,657 (horn honks) 846 00:40:20,691 --> 00:40:22,793 (laughs) 847 00:40:22,826 --> 00:40:24,461 (tires squeak) Yes, yes! 848 00:40:24,495 --> 00:40:26,463 What up, braniac? 849 00:40:26,497 --> 00:40:28,799 What up? 850 00:40:28,832 --> 00:40:30,634 Bozer was right. Huh? 851 00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:31,802 Sparky's gunning for my job. 852 00:40:31,835 --> 00:40:32,969 (whirring) 853 00:40:33,003 --> 00:40:35,706 Uh, no, man. Nobody wants your job. 854 00:40:35,739 --> 00:40:36,973 It-it kind of sucks. 855 00:40:37,007 --> 00:40:39,910 I'm just robot-sitting for Bozer while he's on the mend. Yeah. 856 00:40:39,943 --> 00:40:42,212 We just got back. Where you off to now? 857 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,551 Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm gonna go find my dad. 858 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,755 Sounds good, I got nothing going on anyway. 859 00:40:51,788 --> 00:40:52,623 Here, give me this. 860 00:40:52,656 --> 00:40:54,725 Not taking no for an answer, I'll drive. 861 00:40:54,758 --> 00:40:56,226 Get in the backseat, Tin Man. 862 00:40:56,259 --> 00:40:58,895 You are aware I cannot yet walk. 863 00:40:58,929 --> 00:41:00,263 You can take shotgun. 864 00:41:00,296 --> 00:41:01,932 You sure you want to take him? 865 00:41:01,965 --> 00:41:03,667 Well, Sparky deserves a good road trip. 866 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,736 I mean, he did save Bozer's life, 867 00:41:05,769 --> 00:41:07,871 with that annoying call for help. 868 00:41:07,904 --> 00:41:08,672 Besides, this whip doesn't have a GPS, 869 00:41:08,705 --> 00:41:10,907 and Robocop's pretty good at poker. 870 00:41:10,941 --> 00:41:12,843 For when we want to hit Vegas. (clicks tongue) 871 00:41:12,876 --> 00:41:14,511 Vegas is not on the way. 872 00:41:14,545 --> 00:41:16,079 Vegas is always on the way, dude. 873 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,949 (sighs) 874 00:41:18,982 --> 00:41:21,084 What kind of road trip doesn't involve Vegas? 875 00:41:21,117 --> 00:41:22,185 You might want to consider 876 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,887 fastening your seatbelt, MacGyver. 877 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,589 Safety belts reduce the risk 878 00:41:25,622 --> 00:41:28,191 of fatal injury to rear occupants by 45%. 879 00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:29,926 There is an on/off switch on this thing, right? 880 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,694 Oh, yeah. 881 00:41:30,727 --> 00:41:33,530 Viva Las Vegas. Here we come. 882 00:41:51,915 --> 00:41:54,117 Murdoc, get up. 883 00:41:54,150 --> 00:41:56,086 I said, get up. 884 00:41:58,121 --> 00:42:00,691 I need medical in the isolation wing. 885 00:42:00,724 --> 00:42:03,026 It's Murdoc. Open up. 886 00:42:17,841 --> 00:42:19,910 Shh. 887 00:42:19,943 --> 00:42:22,646 (choking) 888 00:42:32,656 --> 00:42:35,692 Captioning sponsored by CBS 889 00:42:35,726 --> 00:42:38,729 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org